Listen as we rundown the list of reasons we didn’t want to watch this movie. Carl tells jokes while Rod defends Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s acting and Peter Berg’s directing ability.
In honor of the passing of Tom Clancy, The Team of Debauchery gets together to discuss the first (and arguably best) film adaptation of his novels. Join in and hear how we feel about Sean Connery’s accent, 90’s film effects, and how many times we can creep out Rod by talking about seamen. In retrospect, we’re kinda glad Tom’s not here to hear this.
This episode is worth listening to just to figure out what the heck “The Chinese Phantom Zone” is. But we didn’t stop there, we’ve got hot Lisa/Skullie/White Snake/Green Snake visuals! And if that doesn’t do it for you…why are you subscribing to this podcast?
Carl, Lisa, and Skullie, get together and create a generic episode of this generic action-spy-thriller. We think we did better than the movie, and the movie wasn’t that bad.
Rod aims to pick a raunchy movie and still manages to bring in a Rom-Com. What does a knock-down-drag-out between Carl and Lisa sound like, and how does a Kevin Smith movie about amateuer porn lead to the longest anti-semitic rant in MitB history? You’ll have to listen to learn.
Rod is back with an internet connection straight out of 1997, and a microphone with ADHD. Skullie is too sick to bitch about bad science. What we’re left with is a slightly dated action flick that reminds us how pure and naive we were before the events of 9/11.
Rod misses out on seeing a movie none of us recall coming out last year at this same time. It may be because, besides the case, there is nothing really memorable about this movie to begin with. A wanna-be firefighter tribute in this weeks episode of Fire with Fire.
Watching possibly the most gayest man lie to a girl about being gay just to get what he wants is like trying to understand how two average men who kill a family of four in cold blood are not monsters. Read the book people. Also Carl & Lisa’s internet showed its true suck today…please forgive us.
We tried as hard as we could folks, but we absolutely could NOT get Skullie to come on the air and discuss hot teenage lesbian sex. But hey, there’s still teenage lesbian sex.
Grab some popcorn and join us on this fun filled razzing of old cartoons and noir detective flicks, also you’ve gotta hear who ends up in the threesome with Jessica Rabbit (hint, it’s not who you think).
I tried to come up with a tagline for this episode that was better written than Highlander…well that was easy. The disturbing thing was that Rod spent time this episode casting a version of Highlander that would be WORSE than this movie…which I wasn’t sure was possible.
Sorry for the screwup earlier.
We had to turn off our brains to enjoy this movie, but enjoy it we did. You might have to turn off your brain to enjoy this episode…if only to avoid the image of Guy Pierce giving Rod a prostate exam. To understand that, you’ll just have to listen.
We go live inside the eco-dome to see what our four stars think of the movie they just saw. Listen in as we secretly record their innermost thoughts.
Warning: This episode may or may not contain Graphic Time Travel, Adult Romance, and Hipster Psychosis. Now that we’re done talking about US, let us tell you about the movie.
We all knew what we were going to get when we decided to watch a Jason Statham movie, but who could have foreseen the level of racism and offensive humor…and we’re not talking about the movie.